Tag: Jeff Elder Isn’t Real

  • Goodbye, Old Friend

    Goodbye, Old Friend

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    In this episode, Jeff reads his latest post, “Goodbye, Old Friend” — episode 23 of his ongoing Substack. Today marks the release of I’m A Star: The Remixes and the completion of the Starr Love audiobook, which also means saying goodbye to a story Jeff has carried around for over thirty years. Plus, a look at what’s coming this fall, including a synth vocal project, a licensing album, an animated series about a dog named Sipsey, and the next book already taking shape.

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    Jeff Elder Isn’t Real is a Substack by writer and musician Jeff Elder, a place where the curtain is half open. Part memoir, part creative process, part cultural observation. Warm, honest, and a little strange. Just like life.

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  • Just Sign Here

    Just Sign Here

    Just Sign Here

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    In this episode, Jeff reads his latest post, “Just Sign Here” — episode 22 of his ongoing memoir. It’s about closing the John chapter for good. The damned house. The corporation he signed onto because someone needed a signature. The unpaid taxes nobody knew about. The New York trip that killed the bar. The gay mafia who camped outside his house. The friends who weren’t. And somehow, in the middle of all of it, two records and a new Mike. It’s the end of one era and the beginning of something better.

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    Jeff Elder Isn’t Real is a Substack by writer and musician Jeff Elder, a place where the curtain is half open. Part memoir, part creative process, part cultural observation. Warm, honest, and a little strange. Just like life.

    Subscribe to Jeff Elder Isn’t Real on Substack for new posts every week, including audio versions of most every essay.

  • Minute By Minute

    Minute By Minute

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    In this episode, Jeff reads his latest post, “Minute by Minute” — episode 21 of his ongoing memoir. It’s about 1993, the decline, and the decision to stay. AZT that didn’t work. Drinking that got sloppy. A dude ranch trip that went sideways in the middle of the night. A psych ward. A pen that produced words that didn’t exist. Hospice at home. And a quiet hospital room where Jeff held someone he loved as he died. This one is heavy. But it ends with gratitude, and a reminder to hold the people you love a little tighter.

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    Jeff Elder Isn’t Real is a Substack by writer and musician Jeff Elder, a place where the curtain is half open. Part memoir, part creative process, part cultural observation. Warm, honest, and a little strange. Just like life.

    Subscribe to Jeff Elder Isn’t Real on Substack for new posts every week, including audio versions of most every essay. Also, available as a podcast through most providers.

  • Keeping The Lights On

    Keeping The Lights On

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    In this episode, Jeff reads his latest post, “Keeping The Lights On” — episode 20 of his ongoing memoir. It’s about the best and worst of 1991 and into 1992. Red Red Groove was gaining real momentum, landing radio play and working on a second album called Silence — a nod to the Silence = Death movement. At the same time, the club scene was shifting, Circa was failing, and IKON was being born. And then, in a hospital room, everything changed. This one gets heavy.

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    Jeff Elder Isn’t Real is a Substack by writer and musician Jeff Elder, a place where the curtain is half open. Part memoir, part creative process, part cultural observation. Warm, honest, and a little strange. Just like life.

    Subscribe to Jeff Elder Isn’t Real on Substack for new posts every week, including audio versions of most every essay. Also, available as a podcast through most providers.

  • The Thrill Ride Continues

    The Thrill Ride Continues

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    In this episode, Jeff reads his latest post, “The Thrill Ride Continues” — episode 19 of his ongoing memoir. It’s about 1990 and 1991, when Red Red Groove was hitting its stride, the DJ career was evolving, and the night a rope, a long-haired stranger, and a very specific comment about legs led to one of the best shows Jeff ever played. Plus, the story of a venue owner who called the cops on his own show, and the first quiet signs that something at home was about to change.

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    Jeff Elder Isn’t Real is a Substack by writer and musician Jeff Elder, a place where the curtain is half open. Part memoir, part creative process, part cultural observation. Warm, honest, and a little strange. Just like life.

    Subscribe to Jeff Elder Isn’t Real on Substack for new posts every week, including audio versions of most every essay.

  • No Gift Refused

    No Gift Refused

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    In this episode, it’s about the cloud nine years of 1989 and 1990, when everything was running full speed at once. The DJ career was clicking. Red Red Groove was building real momentum. And one night at an art gallery called Fascination Street, Trent Reznor walked in and changed the trajectory of the band. Nine Inch Nails, Until December, Consolidated, and beyond. Plus, the story of how a bottle of tequila and a fistful of hair became an accidental lesson in industrial scene survival.


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    Jeff Elder Isn’t Real is a Substack by writer and musician Jeff Elder, a place where the curtain is half open. Part memoir, part creative process, part cultural observation. Warm, honest, and a little strange. Just like life.

    Subscribe to Jeff Elder Isn’t Real on Substack for free, new posts every week, including audio versions of most every essay. Jeff Elder Isn’t Real also broadcasts as a podcast available on most major providers.

  • Special Orange Juice

    Special Orange Juice

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    In this episode, Jeff reads his latest post, “Special Orange Juice” — episode 17 of his ongoing memoir. It’s about the winter of 1988, a bottle of champagne, and how he wound up living in a bar owner’s house without ever really deciding to. It’s about Troy, John, the strange domestic logic of 24/7 club life, meeting Glenn and Alex from The Village People upstairs at The Max, and the first time he met his worst best friend. It’s also about the night Red Red Groove played its very first show.

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    Jeff Elder Isn’t Real is a Substack by writer and musician Jeff Elder, a place where the curtain is half open. Part memoir, part creative process, part cultural observation. Warm, honest, and a little strange. Just like life.

    Subscribe to Jeff Elder Isn’t Real on Substack for free, new posts every week, including audio versions of most every essay. Jeff Elder Isn’t Real also broadcasts as a podcast available on most major providers.

  • I’ve Got Believers… Believing Me

    I’ve Got Believers… Believing Me

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    In this episode, Jeff reads his latest post, “I’ve Got Believers… Believing Me” — episode 16 of his ongoing memoir. It’s about the night in the fall of 1988 when Richard showed up to The Max too drunk to stand, got fired two minutes before opening, and Jeff found himself alone in the DJ booth with a wall of records that weren’t his and absolutely no business being there. It’s about practicing in an empty club until something clicked, earning a permanent spot, and a moment of quiet kindness from a stranger that he’s never forgotten.

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    Jeff Elder Isn’t Real is a Substack by writer and musician Jeff Elder, a place where the curtain is half open. Part memoir, part creative process, part cultural observation. Warm, honest, and a little strange. Just like life.

    Subscribe to Jeff Elder Isn’t Real on Substack for free, new posts every week, including audio versions of most every essay. Jeff Elder Isn’t Real also broadcasts as a podcast available on most major providers.

  • Starr Love Audiobook Round 2: The Patel Motel

    Starr Love Audiobook Round 2: The Patel Motel

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    In this episode, Jeff writes live from a cheap, slightly sketchy roadside stop on I-20 in Texas where he holed up for three days to record the audiobook version of Starr Love. He talks about why the dogs made the first attempt impossible, why he chose a fifty-dollar motel over a proper studio, the MacGyver-level problem solving required just to get the gear running, and why John Waters is the reason he decided to narrate this one himself.

    Click here for the full article on Substack

    Jeff Elder Isn’t Real is a Substack by writer and musician Jeff Elder, a place where the curtain is half open. Part memoir, part creative process, part cultural observation. Warm, honest, and a little strange. Just like life.

    Subscribe to Jeff Elder Isn’t Real on Substack for free, new posts every week, including audio versions of most every essay. Jeff Elder Isn’t Real also broadcasts as a podcast available on most major providers.

  • New Substack Page

    New Substack Page

    Just a quick note to let you know I’ve launched a new Substack page called Jeff Elder Isn’t Real.

    It’s a place where I’ll be telling my story—pieces of the road, the music, the odd corners of life, and whatever else decides to wander in. Think of it as a companion space to everything I’m already doing here, but with a little more room to stretch out and talk.

    I’ve set it up with the free subscription option, so you don’t have to pay a thing to follow along. If you enjoy the work I do, I’d love for you to join me over there, read along, and jump into the conversation.

    You can find it on Substack anytime. I hope to see you there.

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