Description
The Corporate Burn Book is the ultimate workplace survival companion for anyone who has ever clenched their jaw through a “quick question,” survived a surprise deadline, or witnessed a coworker microwave fish at 9 a.m. This petty, confidential, absolutely-not-HR-approved logbook gives you a place to record every ridiculous moment your office throws at you — without actually getting fired.
Inside, you’ll find 100+ incident report templates, each with checkboxes for classic corporate crimes like reply-all abuse, buzzword overload, credit stealing, passive-aggressive notes, and smelly lunch violations. Every report includes space for:
- What happened
- What you wanted to say
- What you actually said (“Sounds good!”)
- Burn Level rating (1 = smolder, 10 = inferno)
- Action taken (vented, nodded, rage within, etc.)
And when your coworkers keep acting up? Flip to the back for Performance Reviews, Termination Notices, and Resignation Letter drafts — all written with the same sharp, sarcastic humor found throughout the book. As your book warns: “For entertainment only. Any resemblance to your actual coworkers is entirely your imagination. Do not leave this book on your desk. Do not leave it in the break room. Do not leave it.”
Perfect as a gag gift, team-building icebreaker, office Secret Santa present, or personal stress-relief journal, this book turns workplace chaos into comedy. Whether you’re dealing with Karen from Accounting, Brad from Sales, or an entire department of repeat offenders, the Corporate Burn Book helps you document it all — safely, privately, and hilariously.
If you’ve ever thought, “I need a place to write this down before I scream,” this is your new favorite notebook.
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